Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

(No Caption) Or, Maybe You Can Think of One!

Can you come up with a caption for this picture?
I am really at a loss!

Michael took this picture last night while I was at a Ladies Salad Supper.
He did not dress her up this way. He said she just walked in the living room looking just like this.
Notice she is wearing PJ's. So, he did get her ready for bed. Then, he mopped the kitchen.

Wow, my man is so awesome!

So, to make this interesting, I will pick a winner for the best caption! And, the winner will recieve...

A post on my blog dedicated to him or her!

I know you are dying to play this game!

So, have fun! (And, be nice! This is my kid! :D)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Time to Make a New Year's Resolution

Allyson was with me in my room as I was dressing the other day. I was in my underwear when she says,"Mommy, you got a baby in your tummy!"
Now, she has been saying this for months. She's told everyone at church. Even her daycare teacher pulled me to the side to ask if I was pregnant. So, I've had enough. I decided to squelch this once and for all.
So, I sucked in my tummy as tight as I could and I said, "No, Allyson, Mommy does not have a baby in her tummy. Look how skinny I am. There's no baby in there."
Then, I turned away from her so I could breathe. And, she says, "There's a baby in your booty!"
Great. Nice.
So, for my New Year's Resolution, I'll be cutting back on the sugar and hitting the gym regularly.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Carols by Allyson

You may have a certain way that you sing your Christmas carols, but Allyson has her own way. No matter how you try and correct her, she is just going to sing them her way.

Here's Allyson's way:

From We Wish You a Merry Christmas
"Bud tidings we bring to you and your kids
Bud tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

From When Christmas Comes to Town (The Polar Express Soundtrack)
"Presents for the children wrapped in red and green
All the things I've heard about, but never really seen,
No one will be sleeping on the night of Christmas Eve
Hoping Santa's on HIM'S way..."


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Michael and I decided not to exchange Christmas gifts this year. Instead, we bought a new bed (excluding frame).

Here is a picture of our old bed. I told Allyson she could jump on it to her heart's content the night before the new mattress set would arrive. She really got into it.




New mattress set, new bedding, and new pillows. It's been VERY hard to get out of bed each morning!



Merry Christmas!
Love, the Paces